Funny Website

Don't click here if you are easily offended by tongue-in-cheek satire. I found this site today and laughed hysterically. The testimonials are my favorite part.

The Wheels On the Bus Go Round and Round

Today I embraced my inner "redneckedness" and watched this on t.v.

Dog Days of Summer

Unusual Breeze

That wind that just blew through Southern California was caused by thousands of Lakers fans simultaneously taking down their window flags. Better luck next year.

Fertilizer Monster

Beware of the black beast with glowing blue eyes that poops in yards at night!

A Quick Funny

For my compu-nerd friends.

Where's the Beef?

It's on the way to my house! I just ordered the American Collection from Omaha Steaks.

It consists of the following:
4 (5 oz.) Top Sirloins
4 (4 oz.) Boneless Pork Chops
2 (4.5 oz.) Stuffed Sole with Scallops and Crab
8 (3 oz.) Gourmet Franks
10 Potatoes au Gratin
4 (4 oz.) Omaha Steaks Burgers
4 (4 oz. approx.) Boneless Chicken Breasts
Plus I got an additional 12 hamburger patties free. Total cost: $59.99!!!!!
Barbecue anyone?