Dog Days of Summer

Unusual Breeze

That wind that just blew through Southern California was caused by thousands of Lakers fans simultaneously taking down their window flags. Better luck next year.

Fertilizer Monster

Beware of the black beast with glowing blue eyes that poops in yards at night!

A Quick Funny

For my compu-nerd friends.

Where's the Beef?

It's on the way to my house! I just ordered the American Collection from Omaha Steaks.

It consists of the following:
4 (5 oz.) Top Sirloins
4 (4 oz.) Boneless Pork Chops
2 (4.5 oz.) Stuffed Sole with Scallops and Crab
8 (3 oz.) Gourmet Franks
10 Potatoes au Gratin
4 (4 oz.) Omaha Steaks Burgers
4 (4 oz. approx.) Boneless Chicken Breasts
Plus I got an additional 12 hamburger patties free. Total cost: $59.99!!!!!
Barbecue anyone?

Proof

Photographic proof that Sarah has Shamar's mom beat.

Grammar Police

Original Joe's, I find you guilty of the crime of Extraneous Apostrophe Usage.
Not Once:


Not Twice:


But Three times on one page:

The server took our menus before I could get a picture of the violation on the next page. It said something like, "Enjoy one of our hand-tossed pizza's." I hereby sentence you to return to remedial English and relearn Apostrophe usage. (And a free pizza would be nice!)